First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time
when your friend asks if you have any plans like nope just me and the skull lol
gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked
Chunky socks over boots is soo horse core
Clomping up to sniff you in these bad boys
you were so real for this that i had to draw a normal girl wearing normal boots. not hooves. not covering anything at all with that hat. no horse ears. no tail tucked into her sweater. no way. non suspicious girl.
I made her a girlfriend thats tots normal and loves goats, don’t question her suspiciously large hair, they make out in cattle fields and eat grass
ALT
government: que es su madre
single mom: esta aqui
government: bueno, y que es su padre
single mom: **YO**